From masturbation to making fun of the infirmed: The Onion picks the 22 most unflattering moments in autobiographical comics.
In summation: In lieu of any new Pirates of the Caribbean films, frustrated females are turning to pretty-boy vampires.
At least it's more creative than plagiarism: Armed with Noel Coward's diaries and an English dictionary, a New York author turned out some 150 forged letters from one of England's most flamboyant writers.