
Publishers Weekly has announced their
Top 10 Books of 2009, and guess what?
It's a sausage party!

In his new autobiography,
Open, tennis legend Andre Agassi
admits to using crystal meth, but remains suspiciously silent regarding his 80s hair.
Update: Turns out, Agassi does address the hair. It was a wig!
Remember when I linked to that
sanctimonious sensitive author's
op-ed piece accusing modern crime fiction of misogyny? Well, The Guardian UK has posted
a rebuttal.

And another update: Remember when I posted that link to
the online petition urging Scholastic to include gay-friendly books in their school book fairs? Well, they've agreed --
to one book.

I hope you left some space in your Sarah Palin window display. A former aide to the Alaskan A-lister
is rushing to write an anti-Palin tell-all, and you'd better believe that there are more in the pipeline.