We're three short days away from Christmas. It's time to put down that NaNoWriMo novel you're secretly rewriting and get to work on your non-denominational, safe for alkies, seasonal toast. The fact is, your friends and family already 'jokingly' refer to you as a 'wannabe' writer. If you can't come up with a memorable pre-martini mantra, they're really gonna start talking sh*t about you. That's why, in an effort to save what's left of your writerly rep, we've put together a short list of toast writing tips. If you use these and your toast still sucks...well, maybe your family's right.eHow's How to Write a Great Toast
Toastmasters Tips on Holiday Toasts
How To Do Things' How to write a toast
Emily Posts' Toasting Tips and Sample Toasts
Life123's Great Tips for Making The Best Holiday Toasts
Purple Trails Party Ideas' Toasts – Tips For Giving A Great Toast
Ezine @rticles' Holiday Toasts - Setting the Tone For the Holiday Break