Gift Tips for the Bookish: The Pillow Light

This little gem's got it all. One side lights up like a miniature sun, the other side has all the comforts of Nerf. You can warm your hands while reading, then singe your sheets while sleeping. And look at that strange, four-boob design. Snuggling up with this modern marvel will take you back to that hot, drunken threesome you had in college. Mammaries! Memories! But don't just take my word for it. Here's the manufacturer's misspelled pitch: Reading in bed gets mor comfy now- Pillow Light prevents stiff necks and keeps your hands free to turn the pages. What "mor" do you need to hear?!

If you can figure out the Kidsmodern website, you can order The Pillow Light here.