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Oprah's dad is writing a tell-all book. I'm hoping that James Frey offers to co-author it.

Simon & Schuster to use 'American Idol-like' voting system to help choose what books they're going to publish. My opening chapter is going to be all about Celine Dion, my mom that died of something tragic, my little sister -- whom I adore, and my sorority. Go, Alpha Betas! Woo-hoo!

Japan to hand out 'Nobel Prize of manga' this summer. Expect a gold statuette with reeeaaally big eyes.