Your Rejection Letter Has Been Accepted For Publication!

Rejection letters. Even the kindest ones are a slap in face, a kick to the heart, a set of sweaty testicles dangled on the sleeping face of your tender ego. Until now. The voyeurs who brought you the Oprah-approved Other People's Love Letters are currently collecting rejection letters for a book -- Other People's Rejection Letters -- to be released in 2010. Don't delay. This is probably the only time you'll see your name in a book that wasn't self-published.
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Do your masochistic tendencies have you craving more? Check out The Guardian UK's The Fine Art of Literary Rejection Letters.