Why Won't She Overdose Already?

According to Gawker.com, Prozac Nation author/professional pouter Elizabeth Wurtzel failed her bar exam, then had the rich, White gal gall to blame it on her Yale education!
But really, does any of this matter?
Wurtzel's a wealthy, successful, self-branded brand name, thoroughly skilled in the art of I'm-not-modeling modeling.
She'll want for nothing.

Update!
Boy, was I right. Despite failing the bar exam, Wurtzel has been hired at Boies, Schiller, the law firm headed by Microsoft trust-busting attorney and Al Gore recount counsel David Boies. Is it just me, or does this strike anyone else as being like something out of Ally McBeal?