Okay, so the Associated Press doesn't really want to sue me personally, but they do plan to start filing lawsuits against websites that link to their articles and/or reprint their headlines without permission and/or a pay-off. The AP's lawyers are also eyeing Google Web Search, Yahoo News, and personal Facebook feeds -- in other words, anyone who has ever linked to anything other than an lolcat.
To find out more, click here and here.
(Warning: The second one's an AP link!)