I Wonder If It Tastes As Good As It Looks

Do you think this was a case of:
a. A supermarket bakery chef working under serious time constraints.
b. A blind supermarket bakery chef working under serious time constraints.
c. A supermarket bakery chef with 20/20 vision and plenty of time on his/her hands who opted to use the tools of his/her trade to subtly critique Stephenie Meyers' hack writing style.

Image courtesy of CakeWrecks.com.