Our Top 3 'Search Keywords' According to Google Analytics

1. Michael Jackson bookstore
This makes sense, as our R.I.P. Menagerie of M.J. book covers was a huge hit among the morbid.

2. books set in Cape Cod
We sell books, we're on Cape Cod. A perfect fit!

3. crystal meth and 24 hour bookstores
Um...we're not open 24 hours.